Albert

 was a party performer who Spencer paid $20 to pretend to be a "reader of fortunes and healer of misfortunes" named Mystic Zagnut. He later died as a result of an aneurysm.

Biography
Spencer hired Albert in hopes that he could convince Carly that she is no longer affected by a birthday curse. Albert invites Carly to sit down at a table, where he repeats a spell. After sparks fly from the table, he claims that the gods of Fortuna have broken Carly's curse. Carly believes him and excitedly rips off her bubble wrap dress.

However, Albert dies of an aneurysm, reinforcing the idea that Carly really is affected by a birthday curse.

Physical Appearance
Albert wears a hat when pretending to be Mystic Zagnut.

Personality
Albert is a calm man who is good at acting mysterious.

Trivia

 * According to the coroner, aneurysms are the number one cause of death for party performers. This is not the first time a party performer has died of an aneurysm on iCarly.
 * Joey Rich, who portrays Albert, hit his head pretty hard on the table during shooting.
 * There were several takes of the scene where Albert's letter explodes. In the first take, the explosion was huge. The heat was intense and it blinded Joey Rich for several seconds. He got scared and jumped Miranda and Jerry's lines. Director Anthony Rich noticed that it was too big and had the exploding paper cut down in size. Writer Kate Stayman-London came up with the Latin spell that Albert, Carly and Spencer say. "Mysterium Casu Interficere" translates to “Kill the mystic.“