Techfoots

Techfoots are a faulty type of shoe that is only mentioned in iPromote Techfoots and iSell Penny-Tees. They are made from the Daka shoe company.

Techfoots have built-in Wi-Fi. As a side effect, they wipe out your entire hard drive when you connect them to your computer.

Also, Techfoots have built-in toe warmers, which are very sensitive and can burst into flames easily.

Furthermore, they're not built sturdily and can electrocute the wearer if their Techfoot-clad foot comes in contact with water. When thrown away, they are prone to explode.