IGuess Everyone Just Hates Me Now

iGuess Everyone Just Hates Me Now is the first episode of Season 2 of iCarly Revival and the 14th episode overall.

Plot
Spencer shows his nine-layer brunch dip made with the favorite food of his friends. For Carly, he put oatmeal, berries and bacon. For Freddie, he put grapes, coffee and leftover pizza. For Harper, he put figs, caviar and spicy Bloody Mary. He invites them to try, but they are disinterested. While drinking mimosas, Carly makes fun of Freddie's parasite.

Millicent shows a clip of the Weau Bros shows. Carly watches as Wes and Beau criticize Carly for dragging them to Webicon on Wes' grand-mother's half-birthday, and then dump both of them on a helicopter. Beau blames his inability to commit on Carly and they both dub Carly the "Ice Queen." They turn the internet against Carly and even have people mailing boxes of ice to her.

Carly writes ideas onto a whiteboard Carly has her friends give her ideas on how to win back the internet, and she writes them onto a whiteboard.

Freddie talks to Spencer about his progress in organizing his launch party for the Kevin app. Spencer proposes going primal and having everyone eating with their hands tied behind their backs like animals, but Freddie is not satisfied with this idea. Millicent offers to help throw a party, since she has a penchant for throwing serious parties.

Carly, Kayla and Freddie have Wes and Beau on the iCarly show so that Carly can share her side of the story. Both Wes and Beau wear thick jackets and woolly hats because Carly is an "ice queen." Carly apologizes to them on camera and tries to explain that she did not mean to hurt either of them. Wes and Beau accuse Carly of being incapable of love and that she will be a lonely person, she immediately claims to be in a hot relationship. Seeing Carly stammer when Wes asks for the identity of this boyfriend, Freddie steps in and claims that he is her boyfriend.

Carly and Freddie at an onion festival At an onion festival, Carly and Freddie take selfies while holding onions. Carly is ecstatic that their ruse succeeded and she has won over the internet. Three hardcore Creddie shippers, Emily, Tati and Boris walk in and ask to hear about their relationship journey. Suddenly, Mrs. Benson shows up wearing a "Creddie Forevvie!" t-shirt. The four of them encourage pressure Carly and Freddie kiss.

Spencer and Millicent storm into Carly and Harper's apartment mid-argument over Freddie's launch party. Spencer wants a fun party, but Millicent wants a sophisticated one. Hearing Harper side with Millicent, he reluctantly agrees to go along with Millicent's idea.

Carly struggles to zip up the back of her dress and has Freddie help her. Carly then helps Freddie tie up his tie. Pearl comes in and tells them the party is a bit sombre. Freddie is confused by what she means, and when he shows up to the party, he realizes that Millicent and Spencer have thrown a funeral. Everyone is dressed in black, there is a large photo of Freddie, a coffin of dog bones, and an organ playing in the background.

While Freddie and Pearl talk, he reveals that he is actually single. Carly does a live steam from the party and is joined by the three fans from the onion festival and Mrs. Benson holding a ring. They go to find Freddie and accidentally live stream Freddie and Pearl kissing.

Freddie encourages Carly to pretend to dump her. Carly and Freddie do another live stream in front of the coffin of dog bones and say that their relationship has ended. Mid-way through their stream, the 3 fans, Tati, Emily and Boris boo Pearl for being a homewrecker. Tati goes as far as uploading a picture of her driver's license online and doxxing her. Carly decides to clear things up and states that she and Freddie were never together. Suddenly, Spencer bursts out of the coffin of dog bones.

The internet goes back to hating Carly. Carly receives a vacuum cleaner with the message "You suck!" However, Carly is fine and insists she only cares for her real fans who haven't left her.

Millicent shows a new episode of the Weau Bros show. While Beau and Wes talk, they get into an argument and Beau quits.

Subplot
Harper is taking care of Dutch's dog Kevin, while she is on tour, but struggles to get Kevin to like her. Harper worries that if Kevin hates her, Dutch will hate her. Harper goes as far as making Kevin cooked meals and massaging her, but to no avail. Freddie brings Dr. Pearl Wallace, the Kevin app's certified animal therapist, to help Harper and Kevin. Pearl blames their issues on the energy that Harper is feeding Kevin.

Harper and Kevin face time Dutch. Dutch reveals that her tour got extended by 6 months and invites Harper to join her in Bavaria. Harper doesn't want to leave and proposes having a long-distance relationship, but Dutch is against the idea and claims that phone sex is illegal in Germany. They decide to wait until they are in the same place, and Dutch decides to have her mom take care of Kevin instead.

Guest Stars

 * Mary Scheer as Marissa Benson
 * Josh Plasse as Wes
 * Conor Husting as Beau
 * Poppy Liu as Double Dutch
 * Mia Serafino as Pearl
 * Jonathan Trevone Moore as Boris
 * Lori Mae Hernandez as Emily
 * Bella Shepard as Tati

Trivia

 * This episode has the longest title in the revival so far.
 * The title of this episode was revealed on Paramount+'s Twitter account on March 31, 2022 a week before the season premiere.
 * This is the season 2 premiere.
 * iObject, Lewbert! aired straight after this episode.
 * Carly and Freddie share an awkward kiss but it is more of a peak kiss.
 * This is the first episode to feature an iCarly web show in season 2 and the first since iMLM.
 * The word Creddie is used for the first time since iStart a Fanwar.
 * It is also revealed that Carly dumped both Beau and Wes on the helicopter on their way back from Webicon in that episode.
 * This is the third episode to tease the possiblity of Carly and Freddie getting married. The first 2 times were in season 1, in the episodes iRobot Wedding (the dance) and iTake a Girls' Trip (the honeymoon suite).