IObject, Lewbert!

iObject, Lewbert! is the second episode of Season 2 of iCarly Revival and the 15th episode overall.

Plot
Carly, Kayla, Harper and Freddie are filming a segment called "Random Eating" for iCarly which involves eating food in various poses. Spencer brings Trina a fan collecting signatures for a climate change bill.

After getting Carly's signature, she hands the sheet back and reveals that Carly has been served. She is being sued by Lewbert Sline for the injuries sustained on iCarly.

Carly, Kayla and Freddie show Harper footage of Messin' with Lewbert. While Carly, Kayla and Freddie laugh, Harper is horrified. Carly reads out the legal notice and sees that she's being sued for wrongful injury, emotional distress and irreparable loss of wart. They are convinced that no judge would ever side with Lewbert, but in case it doesn't work, Carly plans to apologize, believing that it will make everything go away. Spencer offers to represent Carly in court using legal knowledge from his 3 days in law school and get the case thrown out.

In court, Carly, Kayla, Freddie and Spencer meet Lewbert who now looks handsome. Carly apologizes for the way they treated him when they were kids.

Once court is in session, Carly tells Judge Greene that she apologized to Lewbert in a sincere and respectful way, hoping that this will throw out the case. However, Lewbert reveals that he is seeking $1 million in damages for the way Carly tortured him and left him permanently disfigured. Spencer retorts that Lewbert's injuries are self-inflicted.

Lewbert reveals that after he left Bushwell Plaza he put himself through law school and now has a successful personal injury firm called "Sue With Lew." Lewbert calls Freddie to the stand and shows footage of a cupcake basket exploding in his face. Freddie deflects blame by claiming that it was not his idea. Lewbert agrees that he is not at fault and that the real culprit was Carly who frequently has Kayla and Freddie go along with her ideas, such as making a web show and pretending to be in a fake relationship. After hearing this Freddie has a mental breakdown.

Lewbert brings in some more witnesses to attest to Carly's horrific ways. First, Guppy is on the stand. Lewbert gets Guppy to admit that Gibby was not always on board with Carly's ideas. Second, Chuck is on the stand, who states that the Shay siblings are evil incarnate. He accuses Carly of playing mind games when she was his tutor. He also accuses Spencer of locking him in a cage, squirting "suspicious liquids" and throwing a cupcake at him. Spencer freaks out and take a sip of water to calm down, to which Chuck says "you wish it was water", to remind Spencer of the time Chuck squirted him with "suspicious liquid". This causes Spencer to get angry, which leads to him rolling over the table while Chuck throws cupcakes at him, and getting dragged out the courtroom by security guards.

Carly then brings Mrs. Benson to the stand, believing that she will testify that Lewbert was a terrible man. Later, when Lewbert is at the witness stand, he flirts with Mrs. Benson and the two make out. Freddie is horrified.

Emboldened by Carly's failures, Lewbert declares that he is suing not just for $1 million, but also for ownership of iCarly.

During the break, Carly, Kayla and Freddie are talking, and hear Lewbert laugh. They believe that he is faking his injuries. While on the stand, Carly talks about how Lewbert made her who she is today, so whether she wins or loses the case has little impact on her. Hearing that he made her life better, Lewbert is enraged and has a mental breakdown. He screams, knocks over documents, and rants about his student loans from law schools and selling his hair. Lewbert went to law school just to get back at her and cannot handle that after all these years of law school, Carly is thanking him. After running into the judge's desk, his wart becomes visible and he sneezes on Spencer before running out of the courtroom.

This proves to the judge that Lewbert is unwell and Carly tries to get the case dismissed. Although the Judge agrees, she still rules in Lewbert's favor as part of the reason why he acted in such a manner was because Carly had provoked him, adding to her statement "Ms. Shay, your actions have consequences." She awards Lewbert $250,000 for pain and suffering.

Carly, Kayla, Freddie, Spencer and Harper make a toast to putting Lewbert in his place and having Spencer pay the settlement. Spencer opens a box of cupcakes gifted to him by Chuck, believing that people can change, but it explodes in his face.

Subplot
Millicent and Olive hang out and struggle to connect. While Olive is interested in her new sticker, Millicent prefers to read about oil and bond futures in the newspaper.

Millicent feels that she's more sophisticated that her friends. Harper reassures her that girls mature at different speeds. Hearing Harper refer to her a "bestie", Millicent believes that she and Harper are best friends, so she dumps Olive and hangs out with Harper. However, Harper uses the term "bestie" casually and is not as enthusiastic about this friendship as Millicent believes, but to avoid hurting Millicent, she reassures her that they are indeed "besties."

Just as Harper is about to leave for her date with Carter, an attractive man, Millicent comes in and interrupts their kiss. She turns on the TV and interrogates Carter about his age, credit score and fashion choices. Carter is uncomfortable and leaves, upsetting Harper. Millicent is delighted that she and Harper can now hang out forever, much to Harper's annoyance.

Millicent and Harper eat at a sophisticated restaurant. Partway through the meal, Harper leaves to support Carly in court, leaving Millicent to pay the bill. Olive shows up and Millicent tells her that adult things are as fun as she thought it would. Millicent apologizes to Olive and the two decide to leave without paying.

Guest Stars

 * Mary Scheer as Marissa Benson
 * Jeremy Rowley as Lewbert Sline
 * Ethan Munck as Guppy Gibson
 * Ryan Ochoa as Chuck Chambers
 * Carlease Burke as Judge Greene
 * Malea Emma as Olive Lestari
 * Samantha Klein as Trina
 * Gary B. Curtis as Carter

Trivia

 * Lewbert mentions Carly and Freddie’s fake relationship from iGuess Everyone Just Hates Me Now.
 * Freddie brings up the events in iSaved Your Life.
 * Guppy says his catchphrase, "Happy Birthday!" from the original series.
 * This episode premiered on Paramount+ on April 8, 2022 and on Nickelodeon on April 9, 2022 after the Kids' Choice Awards.
 * This episode was filmed as episode 205, but aired as the 2nd episode of Season 2.
 * This episode aired on the same day as the previous episode iGuess Everyone Just Hates Me Now.
 * Gibby is mentioned for the first time in the revival.